a definition of globalization

Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer:

A British princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a
German car

with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scotch whisky,

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an A m e r i c a n doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a(former) Cuban ,
using Bill Gates's technology;
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican ilegals.....

That, my friends, is

G l o b al i z a t i o n !