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Monday, July 10, 2006

a definition of globalization

Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
A British princess with
an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a
French
tunnel, driving a
German
car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a
Belgian
who was drunk on
Scot
ch whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an
A
m e r i c a n doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by a(former) Cuban ,
using Bill Gates's technology;
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a Korean
monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore
plant,
transported by
Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian
longshoremen,
and trucked to you by
Mexican ilegals.....
That, my friends, is
G l o b al i z a t i o n !


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