Woman has "Man" in it;
Mrs. Has "Mr." in it;
Female has "Male" in it;
She has "He" in it;
Madam has "Adam" in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now.....
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
活著是一種心情。 總有起風的清晨；總有絢爛的黃昏；總有流星的夜晚。 不管昨天、今天、明天，能健康平安豁然開朗就是美好的一天。 不管親情、友情、愛情，能永遠珍惜就是好心情。 人生没有草稿，写完今天的这张就不可能再有同样的另一张。 平常的日子总会被我们当做不值钱的“废纸”， 涂抹坏了也不心疼，总以为来日方长，“纸张还有很多”。 实际上，生活不会给我们打草稿的时间和机会， 每一笔下去都无法再涂改，我们每天写下的“草稿”， 都会成为人生无法更改的答卷。 人生就像一張有去無回的單程車票，沒有彩排，每一場都是現場直播，把握好每次演出便是對人生最好的珍惜。
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