Friday, August 7, 2009

老婆比情人好


老婆是信用卡,好用方便,即使遇到大事也可以透支来解燃眉之急
情人是现金,用完就完,从你的手到另外一个人的手,但却不是你的左手和右手。

老婆是大米,怎么吃法都是香而且不会伤人
情人是糯米,够粘!!而且吃多了涨肚胃疼。

老婆是皮带,知道你什么时候需要紧、什么时候需要松
情人是你的领带,只能紧不能松。

老婆是一个增值的物件,越好越值钱
情人的保鲜期根据季节而定,但是最长不超过36个月。

老婆是你的手表,总是为你报时
情人是你的手机,没电了---关机。

老婆是你的存钱罐,不知不觉中你有了财富
情人是你的大奔,百公里耗油20公升以上

老婆的床上,只属於你
情人的床,你不在时,不知属於谁

老婆会提醒你上班
情人会说:“再来一次嘛~~~”

NUTRITION UPDATES

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!

INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)

UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea..

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)

Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.

Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)

Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.

Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes.. (also good for gas and indigestion)

Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies..

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

黑糖薑茶



小時候,著了涼,一流鼻涕,母親就連忙用老薑加黑糖煮成薑湯給我喝。甜甜辣辣的,趁熱大口大口喝下去,再蓋著被子發一場汗,感冒便不藥而癒!我因生產多又密集,一年一個,有一年還生了一對雙包胎,把身體弄壞了。平常經常頭昏眼花,而每個月好朋友來了,頭痛、肚子痛,量又多一拖就是十天半個月。看了許多中西名醫,均束手無策。病看不好,花錢受罪,一氣之下,乾脆不理他了。

後來祖母教我在月經來時,不妨用黑糖和老薑煮水喝喝看,她特別強調多喝無害,黑糖能活血,薑是熱性的食物,在故鄉,婦女做月子都要吃些黑糖。
老奶奶的話姑且聽之,月經來時,就猛喝黑糖和老薑煮的薑茶,想不到,小腹慢慢不痛了。好朋友量也少了,當然頭痛也消失了,比吃藥還有效呢!
黑糖和老薑不但能治病,在寒冷的冬天喝上一碗,渾身冒汗、舒暢無比,這種偏方花錢少,又無副作用,何妨試試!


※ 黑糖紅豆湯
女性的好朋友黑糖能活血,紅豆能補血,故婦女月經來時或前後吃一些黑糖紅豆湯,會讓經期更順及減少疼痛,比使用藥物控制效果好。這種偏方花錢少又無副作用,不妨試試!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

一起晚餐



你吃『晚餐』了嗎?

如果可以,我希望我能再吃一次『晚餐』。

我記得去年的時候,想要待在家裡吃飯,那或許只是我懶得出去而已。
我走下樓梯,走進廚房,看見老媽依舊站在那兒煮飯。
這麼多年來,都是如此..我坐在客廳那看著電視,等著老媽煮好飯。
老媽煮好以後,叫我去吃飯。
我添好飯坐在飯桌前,想叫老媽一起吃飯。老媽說:「你先吃就好,我等你爸回來
再吃。」
我依舊的回答說:「喔,那我先吃了。」
為什麼說依舊呢?
因為我偶而幾次待在家裡吃飯的時候,每當我問老媽,她都是這樣的回答我。

這麼多年了,從未變過。
而我......卻也一直不知道為什麼。

有一次,我問老媽:「為什麼你不先吃呀?」
老媽回答我說:「你老爸他每天在外面辛苦工作,回來又一個人在那吃飯,我會不
忍心啊。」
我這時候不知道說什麼了......
我那時候,好像是默默的把飯吃完吧。


過不久,有天晚上,老媽的舊病又復發了,晚上11點多的時候,她被送往急診室。
我也是隔天回到家裡才知道的,那天,我總覺得少了什麼。
我那天的晚餐就隨隨便便的吃了,然後往醫院探老媽,老媽就問我:「你晚餐吃了
沒有?」
我回答說:「我剛剛有吃了。」
說完以後,老媽似乎才露出安心的表情。
這時候,老爸把我叫到病房外,用著很嚴肅、很悲傷的語氣跟我說:「你媽的病,
大概是不會好了。」
那時候,是我第一次看到,老爸的眼睛紅紅的。

回到家裡,我發現,原來我還記得怎麼哭泣。
我忘了我哭了多久......過不久,老媽死了......
老媽在醫院的時候,最後跟我一句話:「以後晚餐要記得吃喔,別再隨便在外面吃

了,試試自己煮煮看。」
「不要讓你爸一個人孤獨的在那吃飯。」
說完以後,老媽死了......我又再一次哭了,眼淚......沾滿了病床上的床單,
似乎也沾滿了老爸跟一旁的醫護人員。

如果可以.....我多麼希望老媽可以再煮晚餐給我吃。


這篇故事,只是我感慨現在人的不懂事罷了。父母對我們的關心,絕對是真的!
以前的人常說:「考試一百分,不如孝順多一分。」或許你也曾聽過吧.但你做到
了嗎?

※『晚餐』是要跟家人一起吃,才能叫做『晚餐』。

看了這篇文章
感慨萬千
你知道自己在追求什麼嗎.....?









Thursday, July 30, 2009

不同年齡男女的需求

【0 - 5 歲的時候】
女→媽媽。
男→媽媽。

【6 - 10 歲的時候】
女→不是討厭的男孩子就可以了!
男→可以陪我欺負女孩子的男孩。

【11 - 15 歲的時候】
女→十五六七八歲的大哥哥,千萬不要同年紀那班野蠻人!
男→足球,籃球,網球,乒乓球......

【16 - 20 歲的時候】
女→我要十七八歲差不多年紀大家都說讚的「大帥哥」!
男→女人,女人就可以了!

【21 - 25 歲的時候】
女→25-29歲的成熟男人,要有事業基礎,有品味,才華......
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【26 - 30 歲的時候】
女→仍是堅持要比自己年紀大的男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【30 - 40 歲的時候】
女→心靈契合的好男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人

【40 - 50 歲的時候】
女→男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人

【50 - 60 歲的時候】
女→可與他終老的男人。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【60 - 80 歲的時候】
女→五六十歲時找到的那個男人,最好不需要自己照顧的。
男→20-24歲漂亮又有身材的女人。

【80 - 90 歲的時候】
女→比自己遲死的男人。
男→雖然我已經老花眼,看不清楚......但是我還是希望是20-24歲......

總結:男人打從20歲後....對女人的需求就十分專一。
所以男人比較專一
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